Kid's Mom Invites Jim Harbaugh To His Graduation Party...He RSVPs In Classic Harbaugh Fashion

Fucking Harbaugh. Just the perfect mix of awesome guy and awesomely insane psychopath. Very cool to respond to the family, and also incredible how he can’t even write a simple RSVP note to a party without coming across as a nutjob riddled with ADD. I can’t make it, hanging out with my wife, I miss Bocce ball, my grandfather came here a long time ago, I liked him, I like holidays too, I remember them. I like picnics. K bye. Stream of consciousness like you read about. Definitely wrote this at the kitchen table in a UM bathrobe over a bowl of cereal and blue Gatorade with a Blu-Ray of old school Saturday morning cartoons on in the background. (That’s how I picture Jim Harbaugh at home, always).

Never change Jim.

PS – 100% guarantee if he made a surprise appearance at the grad party he’d have his shirt off and have distant relatives running route trees in the backyard in 15 minutes tops.

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